The Un- introduction

   "Who says Im not listening? Yes indeed Iam but to my inner voice." roars the so-called caged lion of the circus called My Home. " And what about my voice?" I demand an explanation. "Your voice is a noise and i better go deaf than be an audience to it!!!"

  Two highly intellectual individuals( or atleast that is what they consider themselves) continue with their Bedroom Battles- fought out of the sheets and forgiven within.😍😍😍

The Mrs. Arguer here is but obviously me nursing my wounded ego by beginning this blog.

" He says She says" is about US. Where the "U" goes his way and the "S" her way only to disagreeably unite to form the "US"!!!

We are no exceptional, out of the box couple who the world must look upto. ( only the ground floor looks upto the fourth floor when it hears the crashing of utensils)😈😈

As everyone has their shares of highs and lows, we don't have any lows in our rekationship. Thanks to both being on a  HIGH with our Ego, our Achivements, our priorites.......To Haught To Handle you see! So we are no marriage counsellors or relationship advisors whom you can call over coffee to cement your relationship. For that matter we do not where the cervices are deepening in our marriage , forget the mending of it. 

So again the DISCLAIMER if you are looking at this series to learn something or receive something.....PLEASE throw that expectation or kick that desire or to be more cruel flash it off the drain. Now enjoy the sound of gurgling water that goes down the drain. It will be music to your ears. Relax, unwind yourself every with our imperfections, short-comings and the unnecessary struggle to stay together.

Now your highly inquistive Newtonian Mind has the itch to ask "Who you are? What you do?" But my dear co-passenger, these questions seem smaller than the Avogadro's number when the real question emerges "How we survive with each other?" How we fumbled, mumbled and even sometimes gambled to reach here is of microscopic importance infront of the larger picture- HOW WE ARE GOING TO CONTINUE TO LIVE WITH EACH OTHER? No we aren't banging the doors of the court but nor are we also going on some exotic romantic cruise to the Bora Bora islands on our 10th WARING Anniversary.

Someone rightly said, " Need is the Mother of all Inventions." So we invented the concept of marriage between us to fulfil the basic need of staying alive as a Social Animal. We understand as his WALLET is necessary so is my BALLET around the house to keep it sane. 

" He Says She Says" is just a dramatic narration of what he Wants to Say and what she Always Says. Its about how even when he DOESn'T say, she understands( rather MISUNDERSTANDS) and Says her part. He wanting to be opposite of She. And she standing defiantely as a counter- striker. Its about SOMETIMES she listening to him only to use it as a piece of evidence in the next argument. Finally, its about entertaining you all publicly so you never have the desire to evaesdrop our quarelling conversations( doesn't go well together right, just like us!)

Paradox will be the theme of these blogs as Irony remains the essence of our life😂😂😂