Hormones Disturb Harmony

     It is a Friday. Exhausted I'm looking forward to a clean and happy weekend. 

"Cleanliness is Next to Godliness" and for me "Uncleanliness is Next to Godzillaness".

Mr.  Wallet is working infact working very hard at his task. His task??  To see to it that every corner of the bedroom is adorned by a torn paper or a wet towel or a charger or a smelly sock.  He just doesn't believe in limiting his abilities and in the best of his capacities spreads his wings to the living room. With the empty cups of tea at his desk,  the flies performing a Falguni Pathak garba at its rim. Dr. Mahendra Vatsa's page of Mirror is pushed between Mahendra Singh Dhoni's sports page.  As if the comrade of Sex and Sports in the country was not enough and this union of the two Mahendras was vital. The Idiot box blarrs in the background whereas its loyal audience is immersed in the Apple!!! 😾😾😾

         If this is what you prefer to call home, I might start seeking for some shelter home for the abandoned. The Godzilla in me unable to bear the atrocities of Uncleanliness, starts howling.

" Pick up the cups before the Xnth generation of flies is born. Throw the socks in the washing machine, before they are confiscated to be used as anaesthesia. And push me into some refrigerator so that I find some cooling peace. "

" Hey,  chill... What's wrong? This is how we live. Our existence is glorified by this surroundings. The flies celebrate our union and the Mahendras discuss what a sporty sex we enjoy!! The Idiot box narrates the tale

of our eternal love. Without all of this, we would have just survived and not lived life the Mallaya(king) size. "👑👑👑

       The Kingfisher would have gone on with his Goodtimes only to have interrupted by me. 

" However magical this might sound to you, it is not only giving me a cramp in the head but also in the abdomen. Stop it or I will kill you and then the Falguni Flies will rot you!!"

"CRAMPS!  You are PMSing babe. The Most Irrational time of the month has arrived. Time for me to hibernate or be prey to your sudden, irrational, emotional upheavals. I need to be pushed inside the refrigerator for its me who will now need some cooling peace. "🙀🙀🙀

PMS-Pre Menstural Syndrome or Painful Menstrual Syndrome? Only She knows the amplification of this X-chromosome linked abbreviation. Hormones or chemical messengers as they are called very frequently disturb the romantic chemistry between the couple. Some how they just don't send the right message out. Something which seems to be irrational and illogical for Him,  is emotional and sensitive to Her. Where the cerebral logic might stop reasoning as the endocrine storm breaks the circuit.  All She wants is a comfort of mind and body. Reassuring silent hugs instead of questioning voices. No 'if', 'why', 'buts'..... Only a Therefore.  A Therefore that ends in " Therefore,  I love you. " She is the one who deserves a hibernating break. Hibernation to come out of the coccon only like the colourful cheerful butterfly to enjoy life again. 

   

        Hormones Disturb Harmony,  only if He allows to. Every towel, teacup or for that matter the smelly sock is picked up without a tantrum on the so-called normal days. But when she is PMSing even a small matchstick out of the box is enough to lit the fire. Cleanliness maybe just the tip of the iceberg that may cause the Martial Titanic to collide. The Premenstrual Syndrome seems like a Friday who just don't know which part of the week you belong- working or relaxing zone, the beginning of pleasure or end of pain.

Hormones maintain Harmony when fed, pampered and left to self. 

So treat your Rose to pizzas and spas when sailing through waters of PMS,  my dear DiCaprio and you will never hit the iceberg. 💘💘💘💘